Definitions by Baltic11111

Flake Wilson

Someone that agrees to do something then when the time comes backs out of it and has committed to do something else because he/she has totally forgot.

Adam: Hey, are you still ok to help me on Friday as agreed?

Kurk: Arhhh shit, I can’t… I’m now too busy because I got a better offerz

Adam: You fucking flake Wilson!

Flake Wilson by Baltic11111 October 18, 2022

Dodds’d it 

When you fuck something up tremendously.

Dave: bollocks! I’ve just put petrol in my electric car!

Trevor: mate wtf! You’ve proper Dodds’d it you thick piece of cunt!

Dodds’d it by Baltic11111 December 27, 2020

FAF 

Fit as fuck.

Check that bird out she's FAF!

FAF by Baltic11111 May 16, 2009

Tight Spice 

Someone who has alot of money and doesn't like spending it, not even on himself.

Barry "I'm short of 10p on the parking meter, have you got any change"

Frank "I've got 20p, don't worry about it"

20 minutes later...

Frank "Well where's my 10 pence, mehh mehh"

Barry "What a fucking tight spice

Tight Spice by Baltic11111 May 16, 2009

50 pounds

A person who bends over, thus offering themself to another.

If you were to see someone in a supermarket who is bending over to pick something up.... 50 pounds.

50 pounds by Baltic11111 November 6, 2007