Balls Obama's definitions

Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 21, 2023

Hunter Biden

The act of injecting cocaine into your own ass.

I love to Hunter Biden

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Redpill

The redpill is a sex position in which a man delivers a blowjob to another man who is completely covered in tomato sauce.

I got redpilled yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Blackpill

The blackpill is a sex position in which a white man gets facefucked by a well-endowed black man.

I just got blackpilled.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Try that in a small town

An event in which a hillbilly ejaculates his semen into a midget’s ass in front of a group of people, causing the entire group to engage in a gay orgy.

I just saw a Try that in a small town.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Kid Rock

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.

My wife Kid Rocks daily.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023