Definitions by Balls Kolano

Sour Cream Pie 

Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.

Your little brother was the result of a sour cream pie.

Sour Cream Pie by Balls Kolano April 21, 2009

Opportunity Cumpletion 

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.

I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.

Opportunity Cumpletion by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Item Lust 

A term used to represent the severe desire to obtain an item during a battle in any of the Super Smash Bros games. This desire can and does often result in a negative outcome for the lusting player.

Item Lust kills more people than cancer.

Item Lust by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

The Swarm 

During a game of Super Smash Bros for the N64, a three stock team battle, on the Kirby stage, pitting one individual player against three level nine Jiggly Puffs.

Captian Falcon got his ass beat by The Swarm.

The Swarm by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Up B 

A directional move used in Super Smash Bros to achieve extra height after a double jump.

Kirby used his Up B to get back onto the level.

Up B by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Logistics 

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.

Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.

Logistics by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Falcon Hump

In Super Smash Bros, Captain Falcon's Up B maneuver causes him to grasp his opponent and forcefully hump him exploding the humpee into a ball of fire and dealing damage.

Luigi was killed by my Falcon Hump.

Falcon Hump by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009