Balls Kolano's definitions

Up B

A directional move used in Super Smash Bros to achieve extra height after a double jump.

Kirby used his Up B to get back onto the level.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Logistics

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.

Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Item Lust

A term used to represent the severe desire to obtain an item during a battle in any of the Super Smash Bros games. This desire can and does often result in a negative outcome for the lusting player.

Item Lust kills more people than cancer.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Sour Cream Pie

Similar to the more common cream pie in which a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina. However, this cream pie results in the accidental impregnation of the woman.

Your little brother was the result of a sour cream pie.

by Balls Kolano April 21, 2009

Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.

I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Tungsten Shoe

Kirby's down A attack when used to edge guard an oppononent who is attempting to recover. Named so because it seems as though Kirby keeps an extremely dense material in his shoes in order to send enemies downward with such force.

Link was rocketed straight down by the Tungsten Shoe

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

The Swarm

During a game of Super Smash Bros for the N64, a three stock team battle, on the Kirby stage, pitting one individual player against three level nine Jiggly Puffs.

Captian Falcon got his ass beat by The Swarm.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009