Balls's definitions

Dirty nightlight

When a guy and girl are fucking and come across a nightlight that could be used as a butt plug

Damn I heard that they figured out what a dirty nightlight was last night

by Balls December 4, 2022

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Balls

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by Balls May 30, 2022

seedywobble

When Adam Tomita smacks an east Russian she-male after having crazy butt sex with him/her.

Adam, I heard you seedywobbled that bitch.
P.S. He's done it before.

by balls January 25, 2005

coerce the don

When the manic disrobes and valenzates the muzon's sister in the kitchen, while the muzon is presumed dead.

"The muzon is dead" yelled chains, as Manic coerced the don in an adjacent room.

by Balls April 27, 2004

Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Vagina Cover

New term for girl's panties. Cause that's what they cover, dumbass.

"Wear those pink panties I like."
"Ew! I hate that word."
"Fine. Wear those pink vagina covers I like."

by Balls November 19, 2004