vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 1, 2004

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 1, 2004

seedywobble

When Adam Tomita smacks an east Russian she-male after having crazy butt sex with him/her.

Adam, I heard you seedywobbled that bitch.
P.S. He's done it before.

by balls January 25, 2005

Balls

Balls

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by Balls May 30, 2022

froggy eyes

When a man wears a thong/g-string backwards.

Chris pulled out the 'ole' froggy eyes again; we just couldn't believe it was done at the bank.

by Balls October 29, 2004

Faglor

A male who hates women because they wont touch his sack.
A pro-male male. Masculinist.

Feder-FUCKING-rico is a faglor.

by Balls July 6, 2003