Balls's definitions

Vagina Cover

New term for girl's panties. Cause that's what they cover, dumbass.

"Wear those pink panties I like."
"Ew! I hate that word."
"Fine. Wear those pink vagina covers I like."

by Balls November 19, 2004

Captain Pusswa

The biggest pussy anyone has ever met.

Captain Pusswa (Chris) was actually elected by his fellow constituents, it was not a birth right.

by Balls December 1, 2004

nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.

Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.

by Balls December 1, 2004

doggy fizzle

A kid who thinks hes the shit at Halo and Halo 2 but is the complete opposite

Why did Doggy Fizzle just rape himself. I didn't think that was possible in video games.

by Balls December 1, 2004

vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

spabba

The flap of skin between yo nuts and your anus.

SPA-ce B-etween your B-alls and A-ss

See chode

Pavey is a total fucking spabba.

by Balls April 1, 2003

jizzblizzard

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.

Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.

by balls May 27, 2003