Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

Klondike

a lesbian Eskimo

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

anaconda

A large black penis, named after the anaconda, a large black snake from the Amazon.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon." - Sir Mix-a-Lot.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

dime brizzle

An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.

Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.

Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.

by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005

goose juice

Something that drips down your lah-vaa's chin.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

kiloMcFly

1000 McFlys, a unit of measurment useful in time travel

Multiply gigawatts by miles per hour, convert all units to the metric system, and divide by 1000, and you get kiloMcFlys.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004

gta

Grand Theft Auto. The crime, not originally the video game series. Popularized by NWA.

Rolls down the window and he starts to say "it's all about making that G.T.A."
-NWA, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003