Definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga
sextorney
"You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of sex. You have the right to the presence of a sextorney..."
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
sextorney by Baller-Ass Nigga September 16, 2004
mushroom-shaped welt
A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
mushroom-shaped welt by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
alpine
A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.
alpine by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
lightsaber
Weapon used by a civilization so advanced that it colonized space, but so primitive that it couldn't figure out that a small-calibre handgun works a million times better.
lightsaber by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
teenage mutant ninja turtles
Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!
teenage mutant ninja turtles by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
MTV
Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.
MTV by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003
national review
national review by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003