Baller-Ass Nigga's definitions

MTV

Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

money metal

(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.

Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.

"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 1, 2004

bareback

Sex without a condom, especially anal sex between two men without a condom.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003

kiloMcFly

1000 McFlys, a unit of measurment useful in time travel

Multiply gigawatts by miles per hour, convert all units to the metric system, and divide by 1000, and you get kiloMcFlys.

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 21, 2004

gta

Grand Theft Auto. The crime, not originally the video game series. Popularized by NWA.

Rolls down the window and he starts to say "it's all about making that G.T.A."
-NWA, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

national review

America's Premier Conservative Magazine, which Stands Athwart History, Shouting "Stop!"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

autofellatio

The act of performing fellatio on one's self.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003