Bah Zah's definitions

No matter how you slice it

It means no matter how you interpret or express something, it will still result in the same outcome. Moreover, the truth of a statement is not changed or affected by the way a situation is thought about or described. It’s a foregone statement.

Also “any way you slice it”.

No matter how you slice it, dogs are a man’s best friend.

by Bah Zah October 22, 2023

intellectual origami

Like word salad but the words coming out of the person speaking actually sound intelligent and enable the speaker to come across as intellectual. Intellectual origami involves sounding intellectual for the sake of sounding intellectual. The speaker will use high profile and scientific sounding words. Think of origami like an intricately folded collection of sharp edges which look impressive, but have much less weight than you’d think.

Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.

by Bah Zah May 5, 2023

Oh my lol

When something is so funny you need to declare it. Sometime you will hear a Gen Z or even a millennial say “LOL” or “lol”. Oh my lol implies that but with a little more efficacy.

Did you just hear that our MP has been described as having the shelf life of lettuce?
Oh my lol, I heard that! She’s getting shredded!

by Bah Zah October 14, 2022

smothery

When someone, usually close to you, wants to follow you or be with you too much of the time.

“Hey, where are you going?”
“Nowhere, just stretching my legs.”
“Sounds lovely, I’ll join you!”
“Don’t be smothery, Oz. If I wanted you to join, I’d ask.”

by Bah Zah June 18, 2022

pussy voodoo magic

Pussy voodoo magic - the act of using the magic of your pussy to accomplish a goal or to hold power over someone.

Damn bro, I can’t wait to see Samantha, she’s amazing.

Broski: yeah she been working that pussy voodoo magic on you 😂

Preach fam!

by Bah Zah August 1, 2021

Perfunctory

A fancier way of saying half-ass. See also #half-ass, #cursory

Girl 1: His way of addressing the problems in their relationship are perfunctory at best.
Girl 2: Jeez girl, ease up on the fancy lingo! We're not Shakespeare here.
Girl 1: You're right, my bad. My point still stands though!

by Bah Zah March 19, 2021

Open flesh wound

Another word for #vagina

Daniel Sloss whilst streaming on Twitch (in a Scottish accent): were you trying to say open flesh wound or the word vagina, because where I come from the words open flesh wound are used to mean the word vagina.

by Bah Zah February 1, 2021