Badwsky's definitions

Cane and Mabel

A constantly and violently arguing couple often
on the verge of, or actually trying to kill each other.

There have been blood-curdling screams coming from next door all week. The cops just gave up on those Cane and Mabel crazies. It won't end til one is dead.

by badwsky February 10, 2010

Seventh Day Adventurist

A Jewish or a Seventh Day Adventist who defies his religious tenets and rules and instead goes to ski, bowl, or to participate in some such other leisure activity including drinking and carousing with other same-minded pals.

One who treats Saturdays the same day called The Sabbath as if it were any other day therefore is likely a blasphemer and one who risks the wrath of God by not attending church or temple.

Oh, THAT woman. We never see her at temple. She must be one of those seventh day adventurists that will will pay later with her soul. It is disgraceful how she disrespects The Sabbath, and therefore her family.

by Badwsky February 4, 2010

Captain Video

One who is quite adept at playing video games to the point of doing nothing else.

Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.

Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!

by Badwsky October 3, 2009

Blondicitus

The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.

I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.

by Badwsky February 10, 2010

420 Friendly

One who specifies and arranges a date with someone who is cool with pot smoking to the point of excluding those who do not condone the practice.

Seeking woman, tall and smart. Must be well read and 420 friendly.
You better be careful, those highway police are definitely not 420 friendly. They put their nose right up to you.

by badwsky October 3, 2009