Badger girl 317's definitions

Rupert

Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.

that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Larts

Elegant lady farts.
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence

That Molly is a delightful young 👩 woman;

I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Smut Pirate

Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie

You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Ryno the bull dyke on a trike

During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle

You see Ryno the bull dyke on a trike poop into a cup while riding a uni cycle??

by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

Dyke Fart

An informal type of flatulence in which a butch lesbian hovers over a suspecting bottom boy; and said bottom boy huffs a fart directly out of her ass! (Usually done out of a sick pleasure or a double dog dare)

Hey Ryan!!! Samantha just took off her riding chaps and is currently hovering over the couch! Be a good woman; get on all fours and huff a dyke fart directly out of her ASS!!

by Badger girl 317 March 18, 2022

Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.

Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025