Badger girl 317's definitions
Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.
Enjoys a good mystery novel.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.
Enjoys a good mystery novel.
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
Get the Rupertmug. Sebastian just went over to the corner and did a GAERTYZ 💨 because he had a little too much 9 layer dip at the party.
by Badger girl 317 April 24, 2025
Get the GAERTYZ 💨mug. by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
Get the Glands manmug. by Badger girl 317 April 4, 2022
Get the Captain CupN’Sniffmug. Sitting spread eagle in the sand and sunning your ass hole 🕳️ for spiritual purposes; the energy of the sun goes into your ass hole and spreads through the body creating a high spiritual frequency. Energizes your soul and turns you into a straight savage
Marty has been sun bunning down in Miami lately….. I can tell that he is turning into a spiritual warrior
by Badger girl 317 May 17, 2025
Get the Sun Bunningmug. A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a 🍑 glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracy’s asshole last week before her big date. He’s really a wonderful young lady boy 👦 and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
Get the 🍑 glands manmug. During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
Get the Ryno the bull dyke on a trikemug.