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Rupert

Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.
that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
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GAERTYZ 💨

Gay farts
Always silent for obvious reasons.
Sebastian just went over to the corner and did a GAERTYZ 💨 because he had a little too much 9 layer dip at the party.
by Badger girl 317 April 24, 2025
mugGet the GAERTYZ 💨mug.

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes
Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
mugGet the Glands manmug.

Captain CupN’Sniff

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private
Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff
by Badger girl 317 April 4, 2022
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Sun Bunning

Sitting spread eagle in the sand and sunning your ass hole 🕳️ for spiritual purposes; the energy of the sun goes into your ass hole and spreads through the body creating a high spiritual frequency. Energizes your soul and turns you into a straight savage
Marty has been sun bunning down in Miami lately….. I can tell that he is turning into a spiritual warrior
by Badger girl 317 May 17, 2025
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🍑 glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a 🍑 glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracy’s asshole last week before her big date. He’s really a wonderful young lady boy 👦 and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
mugGet the 🍑 glands manmug.
During college Ryan (attempting to entertain his roommates) got fully nude and shit into a red solo cup while riding a uni-cycle
You see Ryno the bull dyke on a trike poop into a cup while riding a uni cycle??
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
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