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Definitions by Badger girl 317

The QUEEF Community 

A collection of tranny’s and gays who primarily communicate through group chat. Daily topics are shared and discussed which includes the likes of

(Dyke Farts, Marty and his Rhine Stone jeans, Farts in a Jar, Kerdy, Jon Debo, the sis-gender community, anal bleaching, and Teddy Anus.
Just talked to Charles, Samantha, and Brie on snap chat for about an hour about how to make money off of farting in jars! We really represent the queef community well when we’re all together!!

Dyke Fart 

An informal type of flatulence in which a butch lesbian hovers over a suspecting bottom boy; and said bottom boy huffs a fart directly out of her ass! (Usually done out of a sick pleasure or a double dog dare)
Hey Ryan!!! Samantha just took off her riding chaps and is currently hovering over the couch! Be a good woman; get on all fours and huff a dyke fart directly out of her ASS!!
Dyke Fart by Badger girl 317 March 18, 2022

Smut Pirate 

Same thing as a regular pirate but instead of stealing gold they break into peoples houses and steal anything and everything involving SMUT.
Sex toys, pornography, sexy lingerie
You see mike made out with a whole box full of Brazilian fart fettish porn when he robbed that house at the end of the block; mikes a real SMUT PIRATE!!
Smut Pirate by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
Elegant lady farts.
Often come out of a young woman’s anal glands in a light spritz.
A mild musky and lightly floral scent of flatulence
That Molly is a delightful young 👩 woman;

I would be more than willing to pay a small nominal fee to sniff one her larts.
Larts by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Fart Frenzy

Getting a warm bubbly feeling inside you;
Glee and happiness replace the gas in your belly and you start to get excited!
Every time mike gets around Gretchen ❤️ he gets into a real fart frenzy
Fart Frenzy by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler 

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!
Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.
that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!
Rupert by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022