Badger girl 317's definitions

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

Rupert

Critter Hunter.
Often finds Dean in the crawl with a lady Coon.
Holds regular critter hunts down in Seymour Indiana.
Has a secret diaper fettish.
When things are getting dull he covers himself in bacon grease and does the Jamaican nut slap to get a rise out of people.
Dresses like a lady and stares at himself in the mirror when no one’s home.
Likes to write music.

Enjoys a good mystery novel.

that Naked fella over there with a possum in a crate sure is a Rupert!

by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022

GAERTYZ 💨

Gay farts
Always silent for obvious reasons.

Sebastian just went over to the corner and did a GAERTYZ 💨 because he had a little too much 9 layer dip at the party.

by Badger girl 317 April 24, 2025

Sun Bunning

Sitting spread eagle in the sand and sunning your ass hole 🕳️ for spiritual purposes; the energy of the sun goes into your ass hole and spreads through the body creating a high spiritual frequency. Energizes your soul and turns you into a straight savage

Marty has been sun bunning down in Miami lately….. I can tell that he is turning into a spiritual warrior

by Badger girl 317 May 17, 2025

Lez Beau Fart

An intimate way dyke lesbians express emotion “subtly” toward one another. Outward emotion is often shunned amongst dyke lesbians. A subtle fart and or a Dutch entices the lesbian community spiritually, physically, and emotionally!!!

Nancy Singleton longs to smell her partners lez beau fart after a long day of teaching art to ungrateful catholic school children!!!

by Badger girl 317 June 16, 2025

Captain CupN’Sniff

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private

Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff

by Badger girl 317 April 4, 2022

Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.

Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025