🍑 glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean 🍑. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise he’s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a 🍑 glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracy’s asshole last week before her big date. He’s really a wonderful young lady boy 👦 and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
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Captain CupN’Sniff

A guy who secretly cups his farts and smells them In private
Tony over in HR acts all proper you know he’s a Captain CupN’Sniff
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Scat Chat

A text thread devoted to all things scat related
Mike was on the scat chat talking about his fecal fettish
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Fart Frenzy

Getting a warm bubbly feeling inside you;
Glee and happiness replace the gas in your belly and you start to get excited!
Every time mike gets around Gretchen ❤️ he gets into a real fart frenzy
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Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.
Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!
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Lez Beau Fart

An intimate way dyke lesbians express emotion “subtly” toward one another. Outward emotion is often shunned amongst dyke lesbians. A subtle fart and or a Dutch entices the lesbian community spiritually, physically, and emotionally!!!
Nancy Singleton longs to smell her partners lez beau fart after a long day of teaching art to ungrateful catholic school children!!!
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Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!
by Badger girl 317 January 15, 2022
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