BadLieutenant's definitions

sum 41

Load of shit. these idiots should listen to Lou Reed and other artists that actually do good music that has a point, not some shitty little quartet of pubescent idiots wailing about insignificant crap.

i've heard just about every song by sum 41. and they are all shit.

by BadLieutenant October 14, 2004

punk rock

A brilliant form of music that was actually founded by music god Lou Reed with this band Velvet Underground (sorry pop-punkers but it was the great Mr. Reed who actually has talent that founded punk, not fucking GC or some other crappy excuse for a band). Other real punk bands include the Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Damned, The Buzzcocks and many more.

Lou Reed and Joe Strummer are excellent musicians. Benji Madden and the guy from Blink 182 are shit. Can't get a better example than that.

by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004

inbred

If someone is inbred they are the result of an incestuous relationship.

Cleetus' mother and father are also brother and sister. sick, huh?

by BadLieutenant August 17, 2004

Yes

Progressive Rock band out of the U.K., who have had many different line-ups over the years and have totally kicked ass.

Roundabout has a kickass synth solo.

Owner Of A Lonely Heart is dope.

Yes are a fucking great band.

by BadLieutenant October 26, 2004

Buckweat

To 'buckweat' someone means to murder them in any method that causes a slow, very painful death. The phrase 'buckwheat' was given rise to in the film ''Things to do in Denver when you're Dead''. (An excellent movie which I highly recommend).

One example of a 'buckweat' is to fire a gun into someone's rectum. This causes them to contort and suffer excruciatingly for 20 minutes before they die.

by BadLieutenant June 7, 2004

scumkill

Any act which culminates in the elimination of society's degenerates e.g., bullies, child pornographers, pimps, drug-peddlars, gangsters, rapists, street thugs, etc. these kind of people are worthless and all they do is ruin lives, so scumkill isn't murder, it's a good tool that the government should use.

Hey look at that thug beating up that old women. i say we have a game of Scumkill.

Yeh, lets. it always gets things going.

by BadLieutenant July 29, 2004

marijuana

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet. How can you make nature against the fucking law?
I think making nature against the law is slightly paranoid. It serves a thousand different functions all over the world, all of them positive, and it has never had any fatalities to account for. And no, pot does not make you unmotivated. Whilst high, you can do everyone that you would usually do, you just realise its not worth the effort.

'Sure, I could get up at dawn and go to a job that i hate and that does not inspire me creatively whatsoever for the rest of my fuckin life. 'Or i could get up at noon, and learn to play the sitar.'

by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004