BadLieutenant's definitions
The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.
by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004
Get the towniemug. Balless,soulless, spiritless little corporate bitch. His music was mediocre and banal, and it made a mockery of true rap music. He had no talent and yet he was a star. It just goes to show that the great musicians are left out and we are just left with complete shit.
by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004
Get the vanilla icemug. He may be homosexual, he may have been charged with an act of lewdness, but the man's musical talent shoots all of the negativity down in flames.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.
He is an amazing songwriter and singer, he done such great pieces of music, particularly in his solo career, and he remains one of the most influential figures in Britsh music today.
by BadLieutenant September 28, 2004
Get the george michaelmug. Progressive rock band formed in the 1960's. Marked by the quirky vocal style and unique flute work of frontman Ian Anderson. Named themselves after the inventor of the speed drill.
by BadLieutenant November 14, 2004
Get the jethro tullmug. Finnish rock band who many people have labelled as 'art in music form' which is bizarre because I see nothing artistic about this band. All i see is a frontman with very stupid hair who looks as if he is suffering from an ongoing overdose of heroin, with a very irritating voice. and Lauri, the lead singer, has unfortunately created a swarm of teenage girls in the gothic sub-culture who say he is 'hot' because they want to try to be rebellious by claiming to have a soft spot for extremely weird men.
If you want to listen to music with a point, listen to Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Lou Reed. and for the user who said 'so-called music fans who don't like new stuff like the rasmus are hated', not everyone has to like new music, especially if it is a pile of crap.
by BadLieutenant November 6, 2004
Get the rasmusmug. no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.
by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004
Get the billy joelmug. All the morons on here like Psycho Bitch don't seem to realise that townies victimise those who don't share their Neanderthal way of life.They always bully metallers because of their musical taste and dress sense. For that person who said that moshers and skaters think they are better:Get your head out of your arse. They don't think they're better, they have just had enough of townie fuckwits picking on them, and so they should be. I can't stand all those stupid words like 'Blud', 'Innit' and 'Blingin'. Talking like some kind of rainforest ape. The girls dress like prostitutes and they act like them, and the males like their customers. They drive shit cars, drink horrible shit cider, flash their dicks at 70 year old women in the hope of pulling, and model themselves on gangsters and pimps (Who are low-life scum so its no surprise). I fucking hate townies and i pray to the gods that they have all been wiped out within the next few years
Yeh Blud, Innit Blud, I bang my 12 year old sister Blud, let me bum a tab off u (fucking wank stain).
by BadLieutenant July 25, 2004
Get the towniesmug.