A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination
Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
Political consciousness describes a person's awareness of politics. An authentic consciousness is linked to understanding one's true position in history and the effects they can make to promote their personal agenda. Those who are politically conscious always go to the polls on voting day.
Those who use Fox as their primary news source will never be politically conscious for reasons beyond their comprehension.
by Bad C dev March 03, 2021
I hammered my keyboard into the Google search engine and happened to find a youtube vidoe about tyu. What are the chances?!?!?
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
The United fucking States of America claims to be a republic but really it’s much more a slaveocracy than anything.
by Bad C dev November 15, 2024
When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.
I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 13, 2023
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
Watch what Scooby and the gang abduct into the Mystery Machine and rape next only on Scooby Dooby Dooo!
The Scooby rape gang squad strikes again, serial raping every monster and every woman they come across. Rape makes the world go round because rape!
by Bad C dev April 10, 2023