6 definitions by Bacon Steve

Crouton

A crouton is a vile and agressive action. Meant as an insult or challenge, an attacker removes of of his victims incisors, seasons it, and replaces it in the mouth of his victim. This will usually frustrate the victim to a high degree.

While travelling to Florida, Dave met a punk on the airplane and was forced to crouton the poor guy.

by Bacon Steve September 22, 2006

Squid In A Blanket

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.

Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Sofa Tactics

To behave in combat the way a sofa would.

I will employ my sofa tactics as necessary.

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Stork Date

To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.

Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! *stork date

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Hard-Boiled Surprise

To be in a state of sleep or slumber, and then awakened by being struck with hard boiled eggs in a pelting manner.

Yo last night we hit up Jim with a hard-boiled surprise.

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Gambridge

A gambridge is the act of using massive amounts of noodles in such a physically violent way that it causes another person to halt his or her speech and/or action. A gambridge is usually intentional.

Robert went off about the ridiculous price of the dry-cleaners when he was gambridged by Louis IV!

by Bacon Steve September 22, 2006