BRian's definitions
by Brian October 14, 2003

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.
“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”
by Brian September 8, 2006

for some reason, this phrase is on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.
guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"
guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?
guy 1: hey! thats right, coins too
guy 2: its fucked up too...
guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?
guy 1: hey! thats right, coins too
guy 2: its fucked up too...
by brian December 21, 2005

A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground.
by Brian April 15, 2003

The most outrageous cheeseburger available. For you eastcoast folk, this will word does not apply. Only us lucky western type are blessed with what we call "In 'n Out Burger". Part of the sacred "secret menu," this burger is not a meal, it's an event. A normal, hungry teenage boy could be satisfied with a double cheeseburger, but for the man with a real appetite, the 10 by 10 will be the only burger that would suffice. 10 patties, slabbed with 10 pieces of american processed cheese, this thing is a monster. It can't be eaten normally, unless you can unlock your jaw. Most people eat it on its side, and end up eating about 6 patties and cheese slices by themselves, like a steak. Only a true man can handle this 5000 calorie beast.
by brian February 9, 2004

A slang name for any of the mp3 players made by Dell. I have no doubt it is based on Apple's iPod, probably because of how similar it is in the sense that they're both great mp3 players.
by brian June 27, 2005
