BRian's definitions

toothscrape

to accidentally scrape the penis while performing felatio, is incredibly painful for the poor man who is the victim.

Can also be done intentionally, but I would kill the bitch that does that.

Everything was going great until that bitch gave me a toothscrape

by Brian November 1, 2004

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

Cipher Z Omega Four

Some moron thing on a fake ID card.

Those morons they have Cipher Z Omega Four

by Brian December 3, 2003

Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

dirty stank ho

Just what it says. A dirty, smelly, whore.

Your mother is a dirty stank ho!

by Brian July 9, 2003

pocket sand

a small amount of granulated rock particles carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace

that mofo attacked me, so i pocket sanded his face

by brian July 26, 2004

Holy Water

A kickass song by Big&Rich that owns all other songs

Take me away, like holy water..

by brian December 5, 2004