Definitions by BRian

cletus 

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

cletus by Brian January 24, 2004

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals 

best game in the world for PS2
also see the first game SOCOM: U.S. Navy Seals

Valkir pwnz your n00b asses in socom

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals by Brian January 24, 2004

double salad 

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

double salad by brian January 23, 2004

return (noun) 

The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).

In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.

return (noun) by Brian January 23, 2004

Land Barge 

A very large, old, American car, usually a Cadillac or Lincoln.

syn.-land yaht

"Did you see Fred's car?"
"Yeah, what a land barge!"

Land Barge by Brian January 21, 2004

nub 

slight variation to the l337 word n00b

you nubsauce.

nub by brian January 20, 2004

caps lock

a key on a standard US keyboard that defines a variable setting all charicters type to be in the capital form

i pressed caps lock to get the text LIKE THIS

caps lock by brian January 20, 2004