the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels

by brad June 12, 2003

Recanize

Realize
Know who you are talking to

Guy: Wow, you are cool
Me: Recanize

by Brad June 20, 2003

upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

by Brad April 06, 2004

F.U.C.K.

when ya have sex with someone

she tried to tell him to fuck her

by Brad September 25, 2003

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

animal raper

a person that rapes animals.

Camram Crotchhole is an animal rapist

by Brad November 14, 2003