BRYAN's definitions

no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 11, 2004

yegge

OTHER YEGGE's NOT ALL CRAZY. MOST SENSITIVE AND KIND NOT LIKE LAST DEFENITION.
BRYAN

bryan is a great example not to be confused with the other BRIAN

by bryan March 29, 2005

lametard

Someone who is just quite annoying, and usually does not have a clue. Most commonly used for AOLers, but can be used for just about anyone.

Sheesh, Cale is such a lametard.

by Bryan May 22, 2004

hood welfare

When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner

Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)

by Bryan May 13, 2005

gibby

a mild form of retardation that comes prodominately in kids that listen to punk and are named mike gibson

wow! your such a gibby, i mean c'mon.

by bryan October 20, 2004

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

maro

A shorter way to say Camaro. One of the best cars made that will beat any Mustang on any given day.

"Have you seen Bryan's maro? Damn it's nice lookin and hella fast."

by Bryan February 27, 2005