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return (noun)

The ability to view a woman's bosom from a position laterally and behind her (135 degrees).
In spite of being rather skinny, she posessed exceptional return.
by Brian January 23, 2004
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hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.
I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.
by brian July 21, 2008
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egg time

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.
Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.
by brian February 7, 2005
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f2

Tornado that is rated: (strong) with winds from 113-157 mph, causing: CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE: Roofs blown off homes leaving strong walls standing. Sheds and other outbuildings demolished, unanchored mobile homes overturned, block structure walls collapsed, roofs peeled back. Small wood missiles observed.
f2! Exciting day, big enough to chase
by Brian February 28, 2004
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Asian Glow

A precieved phenomenon in which a person turns red after a small amount of alcohol consumption. Most commonly occuring in those of asian decent, it is the release of histamines to fight the alchohol (poison) that causes the redness. If an antihistimineis taken prior to the consumption, the redness is replaced with swelling in those with allergic reactions.
After one drink Brad gets the Asian Glow.
by Brian February 1, 2005
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OO

A surprised face.For best effect, add a period between the two o's for a nose.
"I just humped a car*
"OO..."
by Brian November 27, 2003
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freebird

A song by Lynard Skynard, that sums up redneck music in a compound word.
If you like freebird, you might be a redneck.
by Brian January 4, 2005
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