BRIAN's definitions

pilsner

The beer drank by none other than Dean Murdoch and Terry Cahill. The ultimate beer if you feel like shotgunning

"We'll get a cube, we'll get a 26 of pilser, we'll fuckin nail it shut, like a 123 fuckin split"

by Brian March 20, 2005

Ragdoll Drunk

The point of drunkeness where a person goes completely limp. This is much past stumblefucked, and should not be confused with standard drunk-person-being-uncooperative. This is a state (concious or not) where the person resembles a floppy rag doll, and slumps the way you drop them. This seems to be much more common in girls.
Can also be applied to someone being Ragdoll High, or simply being dead.

"man, these two guys just dragged leigh back to her room. she was like, ragdoll drunk."

by Brian November 4, 2004

motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

Epee

1.The largest and heaviest weapon used in sport fencing. Scoring is done my hitting ANY part of the opponent's body, unlike Foil or Sabre where only torso or arms are target.
2.The main weapon used for duels in one-on-one sword fights (foils are for training and sabres are for large scale battles).

"he hit my toe with his epee, and its still counted as a hit!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

big guns

Large Breasts on a female, Not used for male breasts manboobs

Jesus! Those are some Big Guns!

by Brian June 3, 2005

photoshop

1. A very expensive program made by adobe that can create or modify images, and comes with an animation program called imageready
2. a word used by computer illiterate people describing when ever someone modifys an image

1. Yo I just downloaded Adobe Photoshop 7 from KaZaA, its so sweet
2. I'm a retard who stumbled onto a picture of a dead black guy with hitler's face and so I'm gonna tell people about how someone photoshoped it

by Brian November 23, 2003