BRIAN's definitions

jaja

jaja is a rarely used word; it is only used by a select few. basically it is jamaican expletive slang for shit

holy jaja!!

i hafta go jaja really bad!

by Brian April 16, 2004

c-dom

an abbreviated term for condom

brittany: so then we stopped, adn he dropped the c-dom and it all split out on the floor lol

by Brian February 10, 2004

Landline

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.

Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.

by Brian November 26, 2003

in god we trust

for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 28, 2005

chupacabara

or "goat sucker" is a small animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. In reality, it is most certainly a fictional creature with vampire like tendencies and an appearance on an episode of the TV show, SeaLab 2021.

The hunter became the hunted when the chupacabra picked up his human scent.

by brian April 11, 2005

carpetbagger

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

by Brian November 27, 2003

jackoffable

Worth masturbating to.

The picture was totally hot, but not quite jackoffable

by Brian April 17, 2003