BRENT's definitions

dueschbag

Things Girls Put In Their Cunts To Prevent Farting

Fucking Bitch Didn't Remove her Dueshbag Before I Fucked her

by Brent March 31, 2005

choment

An action or activity occuring during a moment of utter and unexplainable confusion.

During a recent choment, Bill acted just like Mikey on American Chopper.

by Brent January 12, 2004

bejesus

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

The bear scared Bejesus out of us

by Brent February 17, 2004

Purple Fuck

A slang term used to decribe a canadian $10 bill, due to it's purple color.

"Dude, could you spot me a purple fuck? I'm a bit short of the ticket price."

by Brent November 18, 2003

get out of my mouth

A phrase used to reprimand someone who intrudes on your business while you are A)in a conversation or B)eating.

Mr. Stevenson: Tasha, can I trouble you to please gossip on your own time, and not in my class?

Tasha: Mr. Stevenson, can I trouble you to please get out of my mouth?

by Brent January 30, 2005

Shitballs

When You Have Anal Sex And Her Ass His So Looser Your Balls Become Engulfed In Poop.

I Was Ass Fucking This Ho And Got Mad Shitballs.

by Brent March 31, 2005

the 5 0

undercover police

fire it up, but watch out for 5 0

by brent April 10, 2004