BRENDAN's definitions

Belt

To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.

''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!

by Brendan November 30, 2005

Furry Cup

The vaginal area of a woman

''Do you drink from the furry cup coz u sure look lie a lemon?''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

bodybuilding

The art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess. This can vary from extremely amateur, young, teenage kids who know very little about bodybuilding, to professional IBFF bodybuilders that take numerous steroids and live for what the majority of the populace would see as freakish musculature.

Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, sitting in my seat at the back of the plane. I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other ('cause he was all the way up front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is. - adapted from the memoirs of g_g_g_unit

by brendan November 5, 2004

cutties

Used when someone is upset or cut. Usually accompanied by a finger scissor cutting action across your front.

"Oooo, Stacey's got cutties!"
"Cutties!"
Can also be done silently with only fingers moving.

by Brendan March 24, 2005

Dirt Knog

A complete moron. A person who lacks basic intelligence and social skills that are needed throughout the day.

Why are you throwing things at people, you complete dirt knog!

Stop being a dirt knog and quit playing with fire!

by Brendan October 13, 2004

cut corners

taking of shortcuts

he wanted to become famous as fast as he could and by getting to know Brad Pitt he was able to cut corners in the process of going from zero to action hero

by brendan May 28, 2004