BRENDAN's definitions

hydromorphone

drug that has the following affects: dizziness
lightheadedness
drowsiness
stomach pains
vomiting
constipation
rash
difficulty urinating

that hydromorphone is nasty but it stopped my cough

by brendan May 21, 2004

Belt

To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.

''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

wheels

Bodybuilder's jargon for legs.

You got some big ass wheels mate, you must squat 200kgs right!?

by brendan May 28, 2004

LAFD

Acronym: Los Angeles Fire Department

The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.

by brendan September 5, 2004

chocolate

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

by brendan July 11, 2004

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Maori word meaning "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater', played his flute to his loved one". 2nd longest place name in the world with 126 characters after "krungthep mahanakhon udomrajniwes mahasatarn amorn pimarn avaltarnsatit sakatattiya visanukram prasit" which is another name for the Thai capital Bangkok.

One day I will go to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu!

by brendan May 20, 2004

lifter

1.Someone that steals goods from shops - a thief a (shop)lifter
2.A weightlifter.

1.Winona Ryder
2.Arnold Schwarzenegger (he is no politician!)

by Brendan October 2, 2003