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The original digital camo, which was quickly ripped off by the americans...
Canadian : hey look at this! I made digital camo its hard to see and invisible to night vision goggles.

American 1 : hey we have a large military to compensate for our tiny penises! we need something like that

American 2: hey I stole some cadpat lets recolor and call it marpat adn tell teh world we invented it even though theres a 3 year difference!
Cadpat by Angry Canadian 2 September 1, 2009
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A pathetic imitation of Marpat and the US Army multipurpose digital camo. The Canadian uniforms always manage to look crapier and inferior to ours. Then again I wouldn't expect too much of them to start with.
Lester the Canadian Soldier: Hey look at my imitation Marpat. This Cadpat will look great when I go to Tim Horton's to buy my maple syrup products.

Joe the Marine: That's so cute. If you guys up there ever have to do some serious fighting outside of the coffee shop you can borrow my Marpat and do it in style.
Cadpat by GI Joe Indiana USA August 7, 2009
MatPat and his wife Steph's cat! His name is Skip but us theorists tend to call him CatPat. If you watch MatPat's live streams (GTLive) he'll often pop up rIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.
Steph: Hi skiiiiip!
Jason: Everyone look! It's CatPat!
catpat by luckynuppets July 8, 2017

capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.
“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”
When two West Point cadets are dating, this is referred to as cadating. Composed of the words cadet and date.
James: You and that girl should totally go out!
Paul: Nah, man, I don't cadate.
cadate by The Legendary Blue Falcon December 18, 2013

capathon 

The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.
Person 1: You’re so pretty!

Person 2: Uh, thanks.

Person 1: Yeah and smart too!
Person 2: Capathon.
capathon by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019