BRAD's definitions

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003

upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

by Brad April 6, 2004

birdcage

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass;

What's the matter with you birdcage?

by Brad February 26, 2004

cheeze nipper

Really stupid or annoying girl

Dude did you hear what that cheeze nipper said shes retarded!

by Brad January 8, 2003

A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

by Brad May 14, 2004

gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels

by brad June 12, 2003

Tim Duncan

San Antonio Spurs Power Foward
Best Power Foward In NBA.

2 Time MVP Tim Duncan

by Brad January 29, 2004