Definitions by BRAD

coalesce 

to have sex with

me and teddy were watchin them derned coalescent films

coalesce by brad June 2, 2004

G's 

G's are Gangstas,Listen to Snoop Dogg or Dr.Dre,N.W.A,Ice Cube,

'Aint Nuthin but a G Thang' by Snoop Dogg

G's by Brad June 1, 2004

my two cents 

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.

Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."

my two cents by brad May 20, 2004

Funaki 

In reference to someones underpants. Stems for Jag-ese. Plural; funaki

"Wow, thems some colorful funaki you gots on there!"

"I wants to sniff her funaki."

"Ed likes the taste of Man Chow's funaki."

Funaki by Brad May 18, 2004

DLotS 

Acronym meaning Dark Lord of the Sith. Orginated in Star Wars, most commonly used when refering to Darth Vader.

Darth Vader was a true DLotS.

DLotS by Brad May 18, 2004

stonage 

The cause of the stupid things you do while your high on marijuana

dave:"Dude you spilled my drink on my playstation biatch" roger: "Sorry man its the stonage"

stonage by Brad May 17, 2004

A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

A couple few by Brad May 14, 2004