Liver Spank

A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.
Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.

Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!
by Brad December 28, 2007
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my two cents

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.
Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."
by brad May 20, 2004
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emd

Person 1 says "STFU!"
Person 2 says "EMD!"
by Brad July 28, 2004
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bus

"Yo Guy Dat Chick Is Busssssssssssssss!"
by Brad June 18, 2003
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mrdouble

A name used by some indivuduals to boast and oversized, imagined phalic area. The Mr. used to insinuate the penis itself while double refers to two balls. But we all know Todd is a girl, with a vag, not a dick and 2 balls.
My name is Mr. Double
-Todd
by Brad April 07, 2005
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labacne

acne of the labia induced by crystal meth
a tweeker bitche's acne ridden body probably has labacne
by Brad February 10, 2007
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