BOb's definitions

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

bob

Big Old Butt

That Chick keeps knocking shit over with her BOB.

by Bob February 7, 2006

ashdrum

adjective-someone who makes stupid comments about someone else in front of a large audience.

Timmy was such an ashdrum when he told everyone about Johny's problem.

by bob May 5, 2005

shucks

what pussies say because they are too scared to say fuck or shit

oh shucks i tripped
fuck dude shut up

by bob May 13, 2004

Relative Pressure

Your uncle or other significant relative pushing a beer into for hands and saying, "Here, drink this!"

Comperable to peer pressure.

I got so drunk at the Christmas party due to the relative pressure.

by Bob December 20, 2004

unathlete

a person who plays a sport but has absolutely no athletic ability.

Devin is such an unathlete

by Bob April 20, 2005

hobonica

1. The international celebration of the homeless
2. Another form of harmonica also used by the homeless.

1. Did you see the hobonica celebration?
2. I heard a hobonica somewhere!

by Bob March 13, 2004