Flaw-Flaws

When you make it to the crapper at the very last second and without any straining on your part, immediately it goes "Flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw-flaw."
"Man, what was all that noise about?"

"Oh, I got the flaw-flaws. Must have been that chili from last night."
by bob February 23, 2005
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fearyurfactory

The coolest.
"That guy is fearyurfactory!"
by bob March 27, 2003
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Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.
I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!
by bob May 03, 2005
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objectivity

The process of not being stupid, and therefore an attempt at being smart.
The modern world is characterized by a percentage of objectivity. The dark ages is characterized by a overwhelming percentage of faith. The post-modern world is characterized by overwhelming nihilism.
by bob November 03, 2003
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Saladinish

1)Repeating the same story over and over again, usually laughs harder each time it is said
2)One who laughs at stupid things
3)One who is prone to being a spaz now and then
1)Jim told me what happened to him today 10 minutes ago.....5 minutes ago.....and he just tried to tell me again, that's so saladinish.
2)Kerry is so saladinish, when she saw the napkin she laughed.
3)The clumsy waitor dropped the food, the manager shouldn't have hired such a saladinish young woman.
by bob February 18, 2004
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dupey

I need to take a big dupey.
by bob October 26, 2003
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sack tapper

Joy is a sacktapper.
by bob April 13, 2003
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