BORIS's definitions

Source

Graphics and physics engine used in Half-Life 2 and Counter-Strike Source

Half Life 2, Counter Strike Source

by Boris January 22, 2005

boshpunt

A boshpunt is either a very attractive person, or a complete idiot.

Look at that sweet boshpunt to your left

by boris March 3, 2005

caedy

small belgian child, interests include
1. Animals
2. Cock
3. Chodes

fuck man get that caedy out of here!

by Boris May 30, 2003

plank

more stupid that a piece of sawn and dried timber

What sort of plank would do that !

by Boris August 5, 2003

ABC

Short for Ace Boon Coon - A very good friend (Southern particualr to the Carolinas and North Eastern Georgia)

He is my ABC I trust him!

by Boris December 13, 2003

skyland

Country that is totally obsessed with sex industries. Very scary place to live. lost 70% of its money to an ill thought up venture with shares in the German Brothel industry.

Skyland is strange

by boris October 14, 2003

linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.

I wasted half of a 14 CDs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with the best freeware available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.

by boris May 13, 2005