BLeh's definitions

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 6, 2004

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Selection

A wizard from the popular mmorpg Rangnarok Online. Newb

"AMAGAD Halp!!!"

by Bleh June 30, 2004

parking Nazi

The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses

What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Tha

A misspelling of the. Used by people who incorrectly believe themselves to be cool.

"I am THA WILD." -- Omega Death

by Bleh May 25, 2004

MTV

A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.

Remember when MTV played videos?

Yea, I do.

Those were the days.

What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.

by BLeh July 23, 2003

Smashing Pumpkins

An activity that juvenile's participate in during all hallows eve (halloween)

by bleh September 14, 2003