BILL GATES's definitions

milktoast

A game where a bunch of guys gather around a piece of bread and masturbate upon it. The last man to cum, must then eat the aforementioned piece of bread.

We played Milktoast at Jimm's birthday party, and his brother Billy was gunshy, so he ate it.

by Bill Gates May 20, 2003

Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

armega

see wordarvo/word

by Bill Gates June 30, 2003

milksock

also see spankercheif: sock inteded for use on foot, placed over the penis to catch semen while spanking the monkey

Harry placed his milksock over his cock while beating off.

by bill gates October 20, 2003

nerdi-nerd-nerd

a femaale who gets a 68% grade on a computer assignment and spends all nite going over her assignment, only to realize that the teacher forgot to mark an entire section, thus getting her mark bumped up to a 92%

Elaine is nerdi-nerd-nerd.

by Bill Gates December 1, 2003

Xbot

Most intelligent of all videogame fans, likes to use system specifications. Normally employed by Microsoft and Co. Likes Pizza and romantic walks to the corner store.

Me

by Bill Gates August 31, 2003

peecee

A stupid Windowz computer

My peecee crashed because windowz sucks.

by Bill Gates August 31, 2003