Scary-Rocker

Worthless piece of crud often found under your boot.

I think I just stepped in something nasty. Must be a Scary Rocker

by bill October 27, 2003

Maxrust

(N.) The dried up blood or crust you have in between your fingernails after fingering a girl on her period.

Man, it sounds funny to you guys, but it sucks when you realize you have maxrust from the girl the night before.

by Bill October 29, 2004

Pinch a Loaf

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

by bill May 02, 2003

Bellamy

To purchase a tool or piece of equipment use the device for a project and then upon completion of the project return the device to the purchase place for a refund

Sir, why are you returning this tool? Reply… It does not suit my needs

by Bill March 15, 2003

n00bs

noob-boob

look at her noobs or noobers

by bill September 23, 2003

Target

Known as a safe-haven for soccer-moms. Target is a company that loves to open up right across from Wal-Mart and attempt to undercut Wal-Mart's low-prices by selling high-class products that don't fall apart after their first use.

I am going to Target today because I need a television.

by Bill December 20, 2004

fack

A Canadian version of the english word "fuck". It was created by the candanians in the mid 1940's when they retreated from a World War 2 battle.

Fack! We're being shot at guy. Run budday!

What the fack are you doing?

by Bill April 22, 2004