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Definitions by BIG T 49

hairy moonpie 

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch
Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie
hairy moonpie by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

abandoned pitcher's mound 

The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time
Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound

apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline
Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots
apple slapping by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017

Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW
Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch

cajun waffle 

An extreme growth of pubic hair around clitoral region ,vaginal orifice and above the clitoral region that resembles the wild vegetation growing in a swamp in the Louisiana Bayou Country,cajun waffles are commonly found on women born and bred in Louisiana
I gave some serious facetime on Bonnie Sue's cajun cajun waffle as she spread eagle in the southwest corner of the couch watching Season 2 of "Swamp People"on DVD.
cajun waffle by BIG T 49 June 8, 2017

fudge burglar 

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge
Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge
fudge burglar by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

hairy milf muncher 

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina
Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her
hairy milf muncher by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014