BIG T 49's definitions

Silent Dart

It's when last night's dinner suddenly visits your colon after it's been brewing up for hours and is released as a wet fart or liquid rocket in your undershorts

John took in a movie with Monica and suddenly released the Silent Dart that had been developing for 8 hours and shit himself

by BIG T 49 March 12, 2023

apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix

Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs

by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017

abandoned pitcher's mound

The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time

Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound

by BIG T 49 August 10, 2017

butt submarine

Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines

Bob finally released some butt submarines after the bottleneck in the bowels begain to break up

by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021

Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW

Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch

by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

cajun waffle

An extreme growth of pubic hair around clitoral region ,vaginal orifice and above the clitoral region that resembles the wild vegetation growing in a swamp in the Louisiana Bayou Country,cajun waffles are commonly found on women born and bred in Louisiana

I gave some serious facetime on Bonnie Sue's cajun cajun waffle as she spread eagle in the southwest corner of the couch watching Season 2 of "Swamp People"on DVD.

by BIG T 49 June 8, 2017