peanut stripes

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can
Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist
by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021
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red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts
Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck
by BIG T 49 July 09, 2023
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buttery crack

A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure
Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce
by BIG T 49 February 06, 2021
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morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 03, 2023
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scrotum berries

The hanging poop balls or fecal matter left behind on the nut sack hairs after a soft stool
Joe had a severe case of scrotum berries after exporting a soft excrement of poop
by BIG T 49 December 01, 2014
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abandoned pitcher's mound

The pelvic region above the vagina that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn't been played on in a long time
Mike wanted to eat out Gina,but told her to cut the grass above her clit ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher's mound
by BIG T 49 August 10, 2017
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butt submarine

Heavy fecal projectiles that's surfaced in the toliet after being launched from the anus usually after a long traffic jam in the intestines
Bob finally released some butt submarines after the bottleneck in the bowels begain to break up
by BIG T 49 January 30, 2021
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