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morning mud

The first big bowel movement of the day before breakfast or after coffee ☕
I had to drop some morning mud before I left the house just in case traffic was heavy on the way to work
by BIG T 49 February 3, 2023
mugGet the morning mudmug.

scrotum berries

The hanging poop balls or fecal matter left behind on the nut sack hairs after a soft stool
Joe had a severe case of scrotum berries after exporting a soft excrement of poop
by BIG T 49 December 1, 2014
mugGet the scrotum berriesmug.

Sewer Gas

The secretion that seeps from the poop chute after a wet flatulence, often this liquid gas leaves a tar stain or racing stripe in the underwear, in severe cases it permeates to second line of defense the trousers
After the Mexican appetizer of beans and green chilies ,Mike's floodgates released enough sewer gas to evacuate a whole city block
by BIG T 49 February 11, 2021
mugGet the Sewer Gasmug.

apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline
Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots
by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017
mugGet the apple slappingmug.

red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts
Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck
by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023
mugGet the red anal conditionmug.

pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food
I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner
by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023
mugGet the pumpkin pureemug.

hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina
Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her
by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014
mugGet the hairy milf munchermug.

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