buttery crack

A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure
Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce
by BIG T 49 February 06, 2021
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peanut stripes

The dry fecial residue(skid marks) left behind in your shorts as a result of missing spots on the first pass of wiping your ass after depositing soft stool in the can
Amazing are the pattern of these peanut stripes left behind in these briefs ,this guy is real artist
by BIG T 49 April 26, 2021
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red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts
Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck
by BIG T 49 July 10, 2023
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Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW
Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch
by BIG T 49 June 09, 2017
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pumpkin puree

A heavy discharge of fecal matter in the shorts after consuming spicy food
I made some pumpkin puree after last night's Mexican dinner
by BIG T 49 March 24, 2023
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Silent Dart

It's when last night's dinner suddenly visits your colon after it's been brewing up for hours and is released as a wet fart or liquid rocket in your undershorts
John took in a movie with Monica and suddenly released the Silent Dart that had been developing for 8 hours and shit himself
by BIG T 49 March 12, 2023
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Sewer Gas

The secretion that seeps from the poop chute after a wet flatulence, often this liquid gas leaves a tar stain or racing stripe in the underwear, in severe cases it permeates to second line of defense the trousers
After the Mexican appetizer of beans and green chilies ,Mike's floodgates released enough sewer gas to evacuate a whole city block
by BIG T 49 February 11, 2021
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