BErt's definitions

Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better

wanna go get some chicken? shire dude

by bert October 30, 2003

blacken

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man

hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night

by bert January 5, 2005

green sticky

weed, marijuana, dope

Yo roll up that green sticky, I got the blunt.

by bert January 9, 2004

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

gun show

The showing off of ones biceps

Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand

by bErt September 23, 2004

freakin

taking out tobacco from a black and mild cigar to make it lose so it will smoke smoother,

Yo man why didn't you freak the black, its hard to pull on.

by bert February 16, 2004