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bladam

a guy who is black and his name is adam if you cant diss you cant get nanum
by bert February 23, 2003
mugGet the bladammug.

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren
School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave
by BErt July 5, 2012
mugGet the Belmetmug.

assnee

He's got a nasty case of assne
by bert December 13, 2004
mugGet the assneemug.

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising
He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"
by bert December 13, 2004
mugGet the junk food tittiesmug.

jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings
Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.
by bert December 13, 2004
mugGet the jan bradiesmug.

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.
"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"
by Bert November 28, 2004
mugGet the chasersmug.

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.
Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.
by Bert November 10, 2004
mugGet the SWILFmug.

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