BETTY CROCKER's definitions

cry baby

1. Someone that whines constantly.

2. An upset child or infant.

3. A sour yellow candy.

Shut up, your such a cry baby!

I want something sour, gimme a cry baby.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

kool-aid

The universal drink of the ghetto.
comes in many flavors such as grape, cherry, blueberry etc, but known to the ghetto natives as red, purple etc.

also used as a slang term to describe a situation.

You all up in my kool-aid and don't even know the flavor.

What kind of kool-aid do you want?...
ummm...red

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

gigglebug

One who believes she has every disease known to man.
frequently diagnosed with Munchausen syndrome.

Will exagerate stories beyond belief.

Poster 1 - I just lost my baby, I'm so sad.

A "gigglebug" I lost 28 babies, 3 sets of tripples, 5 sets of twins, all before i even turned 23, so really...you should be comforting ME."

by BETTY CROCKER June 18, 2008

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, thats just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006