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Definitions by BETTY CROCKER

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come but and a truely special thing.
Layla loves her daddy.

Daddy took Kaylee swimming today.
daddy by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
A gathering of 10 or less people, usually involving a few beers. A shindig will almost never turn into a party because only broke ass people attend a shindig...hence, the reason there are only A FEW beers.
hey jimmy you gonna go to your sister's shindig?

I ain't got nothing better to do.
shindig by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumputer 

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
cumputer by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

crackhead 

1. one who partakes in smoking crack cocaine.
2. One who can run like the wind when s/he believes that quazimotto is chasing him/her.
3. one who will try to sell thier dog on e-bay.
4. If you live in a hotel, have no food, are pregnant, and your only worry is when/how to score...you are a crackhead.
5. one who acts "crackish"
6. A Jarrod or an Izatt.
7. A "parent" of a Crack baby.
8. The person who robbed you.
Police : FREEZE! your under arrest.

person: "help, the moon is following me! it won't leave me alone! It's laughing at me!! LAUGHING!

Police: Fucking crackhead!
crackhead by BETTY CROCKER June 22, 2006

Kraft Dinner 

What they call Macaroni & Cheese in Canada. The box actually says "Kraft Dinner" where it would normally say "Macaroni & Cheese". In Canada they accept this as perfectly normal.

"Kraft" is, of course, the company that makes the product and "Dinner" is what we will eat when it is done cooking. Be sure to prepare it with milk in a bag.
Even though Macaroni & Cheese is the all-American convenience food product, Canada consumes, per capita, more Kraft Dinner than the United States!
Kraft Dinner by betty crocker October 22, 2004
a small skanky nip that has one vaginal lip larger then the other
ewww....that girl is a nhung fo sure
nhung by betty crocker October 12, 2003