BETTY CROCKER's definitions

circus

A place where children watch lions and tigers and bears. Herion addicts become "clowns", the floors and seats are sticky as hell and the popcorn and peanuts taste like shit.

I paid $10 to bring the kids to the circus...I'll pay $20 to get out of ever going again.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

cry baby

1. Someone that whines constantly.

2. An upset child or infant.

3. A sour yellow candy.

Shut up, your such a cry baby!

I want something sour, gimme a cry baby.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

crackhead

1. one who partakes in smoking crack cocaine.
2. One who can run like the wind when s/he believes that quazimotto is chasing him/her.
3. one who will try to sell thier dog on e-bay.
4. If you live in a hotel, have no food, are pregnant, and your only worry is when/how to score...you are a crackhead.
5. one who acts "crackish"
6. A Jarrod or an Izatt.
7. A "parent" of a Crack baby.
8. The person who robbed you.

Police : FREEZE! your under arrest.

person: "help, the moon is following me! it won't leave me alone! It's laughing at me!! LAUGHING!

Police: Fucking crackhead!

by BETTY CROCKER June 22, 2006

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, thats just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006