27 definitions by BETTY CROCKER

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, thats just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

rootbeer

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.

Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

butt fuck nowhere

The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.

If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

gang

A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other poor people, sell drugs to their own kin, and have babies.

There are 4 main gangs with tens of thousands of "sub-gangs"

hey I'm bored...lets join a gang!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA LETS MAKE ONE UP.

hell yeah, then lets post it on urban dictionary that our gang is super cool.

FO SHIZZLE!

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

circus

A place where children watch lions and tigers and bears. Herion addicts become "clowns", the floors and seats are sticky as hell and the popcorn and peanuts taste like shit.

I paid $10 to bring the kids to the circus...I'll pay $20 to get out of ever going again.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

ghost ride the bus

when you ghost ride the bus you run along the side of the bus, because you don't have enough money to get in...this is followed by stopping at each bus stop asking for spare change to get on.

nicole spent all her money on drugs, so she had to ghost ride the bus to work.

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006