BETTY CROCKER's definitions

nintendo

nintendo used to be " the shit ". with games such as Duck Hunt and Super Mario. Nintendo was replaced with crap such as X BOX and PS1 and PS2.

Get the hell off your nintendo and go make some friends!

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come by, but and a truely special thing.

The little girl hugged her daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

cereal natzi

One who keeps all the cereal.
another way of saying your hogging all the cereal.

person 1 - let me get another bowl of Lucky Charms.

person 2 - man cereal is a BREAKFAST food...it's too late...no more lucky charms for you.

person 1 - your a fucking cereal natzi!

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, that's just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

fun sucker

Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.

Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006