BEN's definitions

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

by Ben December 7, 2003

Bedike

a really really big dike

Mia F. is a bedike.

by Ben November 25, 2003

power

To increase the meaning of a word

"he was power hard" tim.

by ben May 9, 2003

utahn

A person who is from the state of Utah.

Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?

by Ben April 10, 2005

orangetastic

Coined by me in reference to a very orange car. My friend then insisted that it is actually a characteristic of my mom. It is noteworthy that he was blazed at the time.

Your mom's orangetastic!

by Ben July 9, 2003

poo

something that comes out of your ass

"i done poo" said James

"Oh that was a nice crap" said Jen

by ben February 28, 2005

red card

A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.

"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."

"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"

by Ben December 28, 2004