BEAN's definitions

erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

by bean March 5, 2003

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

Mentard

Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic.

Bob's such a mentard for hitting on brittany speares!

by Bean January 27, 2004

PacMan

Drug Dealer: One who sells "pac's" of drugs usually crack/cocaine. See Beanie Siegal's album "the truth".

I am the pacman slang more dope then a physician, got those power pellets to fry the sickest mullets.

by Bean January 19, 2005

served

Having been given food.

"You got served. Enjoy your meal, sir."

by Bean September 10, 2004

side-ways sloppy joe

clitoris, pussy, etc.

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?

by Bean August 15, 2003

Icicle

A mixed drink consisting of peppermint scnapps and ginger-ale.

I'd like 2 icicles please.

by Bean January 27, 2004