Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 02, 2003

curses

An old-time non-offensive swear word, much like gosh, sugar and struth. Used in frustration.

Curses! My telephone is talking again!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

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1. A Gorillaz
2. Cucumber up the ass

1. Look at me, I am a gorilla
2. It seems I have a cucumber lodged in my anal cavity.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

linux-box

An X-Box that runs Linux. This was unintentional by Microsoft, and now it is to their own faults that their only game console promotes another OS company. Ha ha. Of course, some fiddling needs to be done to the Sex-Box that only linux geeks would know how or bother to do.

Who would bother with LinuX-Box anyway? Linux sucks, and X-Box blows.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 04, 2003

d'oh

An exclamation of distaste or dislike. Originating from Homer Simpson. Actually accepted into some dictionaries (such as this one.)

<Homer> You might say he's barkin' up up the wrong Bush! Heh heh heh.
<HomersBrain> There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you've ever said, and nobody heard it.
<Homer> D'OH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 23, 2003

shitbox

Microsoft's X-Box

I was playing my Shit-Box yesterday. I discovered 5 new buttons somewhere around the east-side.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003

McNugget

Mystifying piece of chicken. Shaped like an oval. Humbling to the greatest man.

The significance of the 'Mc' in the word 'McNugget' was inscribed on a stone slab. The stone slab is believed to be hanging on the wall in some yellow-belly's house.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003