BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

cheap

unfair, biased, assful, gay, inexpensive, profit-challenged, Go-Lo.

That cheap ass sold me a car with no seats, and that's the way I likes it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Invader Zim

The greatest televison animation to hit the Earth. Invader Zim is also the named of the main character, a doom-bringing alien who is 'very small.'

"No Invader has ever been so small... you're small Zim... you're tiny..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Obie Trice

Good rapper. Too self indulgent. 'nuff said.

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003