insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

Vanilla Coke

When mispronunced by a Japanese man living in an English environment, it creates humour.

<Jappo> I ask for Vanilla Cock! WHY YOU LAUGH?!?!

by bastardized bottomburp May 22, 2003

System Of A Down

Blatantly un-Pop. Only ignorami would consider them to be Pop Music, and probably have only heard 2-3 of their songs (Chop Suey, Toxicity, Aerials).

Do what the title says and "Steal This Album," so you can listen to some real music.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

:O

what one looks like when one inserts a cucumber up one's ass.

:O There are assorted vegetables up my anus! :O

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dictionary.com

The website that UrbanDictionary used to look like until it got its more original layout.

UrbanDictionary.com used to be a copy of Dictionary.com but with different features.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003