cumbubble

Bubbles of cum that spurt from the mouth of a talking woman who has given one to many blowjobs.

<Hexx> Shit that damn cumbubble, dawg!
<SunRubble> Pardon me?

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

fixedsys

The god of all fonts, the Notepad default font and my font for MSN Messenger. Brother of the terminal font.

Windows system fonts will own you all.

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 08, 2003

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Typo

Typographical Error.

i r hav noe tipografical errar in mi typign!1 stopp aqqusing meh! OR I BAAN U. DERE I SED IT. U R BAANED!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Uber Cynic

One who is very negative and choc-full of bad karma.

The Uber Cynic complained about the sky and then shot and elderly man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

fugnuts

A bundle of seeds carried in the scrotum of elephants.

That elephant layed its fugnuts on my head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003