BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

flet

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

rice rocket

Riced-up car or motorbike driven by an azn.

ChEk Ma WhEaLz!1 TaKe NoAt Ov Ma siLva cOaTInG!111 Ma Car bEz A rIce RoKeT!111~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

hooah

When said while thrusting the pelvis, and after saying a long sentence, creates humor.

Sir,IjustseemedtohavedroppedyourvaseandkilledyourdogwhileIwasmindingyourhouse - (thrusts pelvis) HOOAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

pac-man strategy

The target company defends itself by threatening to take over its acquirer

Microsoft and Macintosh I suppose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

high

Used as a greeting in the English language.

<FlamingDuck> Hello!
<JustifyAbsolute> High!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003