Matrixed Down

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

italic

this is italic text: SLANTY!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

chupacabra

A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.

I think I saw a chupacabra in that car park.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

define

To explain what a word means, like what I am doing to the word 'define' right now.

Please define the word 'antimiscomboluationismontoast'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

blue screen of death

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

whorefest

Any chatroom or IRC room on the face of the internet. Full of supposed 12-year-old girls (or possibly 35-year-old men who're posing) who are looking for cybersex with anyone between the age of 8 and 58.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003