SMSer

Those trendie faggots invading the population of schools, spending their days fiddling with their mobile phones, messaging each other with such messages as 'wot u doin' and 'fuk ura mom LOLZ'. They never call anyone because they have no one to call, or think they're 'too cool for school' so they only SMS each other and get the giggles when they see the responce.

I don't have a mobile phone, and I am proud. I don't wanna turn into a testicle-brained cheese-case. And, besides, I'd spend too much money because I refuse to 'tok lyk dis'.

<SMSer1> *messaging* wot is doin?
<SMSer2> *replying* msging u!!
<SMSer1> *replying* LOLZ!
<SMSer2> *replying* i no i am da funyest.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

special people

a group of people with special needs

They're only special because they're MENTALLY RETARDED!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

T'ree-fi'ty

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay and pornography.

I did a search for 'World History' on the internet and I received 500 results: all pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 03, 2003

fo' shizzle my wizzle

For sure, my wigga.
(Certainly, my white counterpart)

Nathan: Let's be off to purchase goods.
Vincent: Fo' shizzle my wizzle!
Nathan: I beg your pardon?

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 12, 2003

LOOK

to peek at one's private parts

I looked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003