8 definitions by BADDAZONER

Sand in His Vagina

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.

1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..

by BADDAZONER February 2, 2011

Dungeon Tan

the pale skin of a person who plays to much Xbox and doesn't get any sunlight.

yo tim hasn't come out in days.

yer he's playing Xbox working on his Dungeon Tan.

by BADDAZONER December 3, 2010

supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.

the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?

by BADDAZONER January 8, 2011

carrot skin

what some girls look like when they apply to much fake tan

woah look at that chick over there She carrot skin

by BADDAZONER January 9, 2011

darlignhurst Briefcase

the darlignhurst briefcase refers to the cask of wine (goon) a homeless man walks around darlignhurst in sydney city all day with, it provides him with a pillow at the end of the day. the word darlignhurst can be changed to whatever major city the homeless man is roaming and drinking his cask wine.

the homeless man went to the bottle shop in the city to get his darlignhurst Briefcase

by BADDAZONER December 27, 2011

cellulite skirt

a mini skirt usually worn by a obese woman at a music festival showing off her cellulite infested thighs

yo bro don't look over there..

*looks* OMG! i think she has a case of cellulite skirt

by BADDAZONER February 9, 2011

Idiot Juice

any form of alcohol that turns you into a idiot after drinking it.

Tom is down at the pub drinking some idiot juice.

by BADDAZONER May 19, 2011