Uncle Ted

A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.

Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

Butterfly

The vulva of an Asian woman.

I met her in Hong Kong, and I happily lapped away at her butterfly.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

pudster

A male homosexual - derived from pud.

He strongly suspected that the guy looking at him in the shower was a pudster.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

pud

The male genitalia - a penis, dick, cock, or dork.

Larry sat home all evening and pulled his pud.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

schnippies

An affectionate term for a woman's nipples.

Beth liked the way her schnippies hardened when she took off her bra.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

similsexualist

A person attracted to members of their own gender.

Lesbians and gay men are similsexualists.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003

nobbler

A blow job.

Mandy gave me the best nobbler I'd ever received.

by B. Sure January 16, 2003