6 definitions by B. Kizzle

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Similish

A vague likeness. Similar ish.

Dave: My cock is similar to yours Greg!
Greg: Nah it’s a bit smaller Dave, it’s similish!

by B. Kizzle October 20, 2022

Trifecta

Vomiting, ejaculating and shitting simultaneously.

Derrick: I shat myself and ejaculated at the same time last night!
Eugene: Shame you didn’t puke also, you would have had the trifecta!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Girthlength

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.

Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!

by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022

One Time

The police.

Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!

by B. Kizzle October 4, 2022

Clack

To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.

I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.

by B. Kizzle April 8, 2015