Definitions by B. Kizzle

Similish 

A vague likeness. Similar ish.

Dave: My cock is similar to yours Greg!
Greg: Nah it’s a bit smaller Dave, it’s similish!

Similish by B. Kizzle October 20, 2022

One Time 

The police.

Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!

One Time by B. Kizzle October 4, 2022

Thumper 

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

Thumper by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Trifecta 

Vomiting, ejaculating and shitting simultaneously.

Derrick: I shat myself and ejaculated at the same time last night!
Eugene: Shame you didn’t puke also, you would have had the trifecta!

Trifecta by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Girthlength 

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.

Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!

Girthlength by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022

Clack 

To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.

I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.

Clack by B. Kizzle April 8, 2015