B. Kizzle's definitions

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Girthlength

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.

Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!

by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022

Similish

A vague likeness. Similar ish.

Dave: My cock is similar to yours Greg!
Greg: Nah it’s a bit smaller Dave, it’s similish!

by B. Kizzle October 20, 2022

Trifecta

Vomiting, ejaculating and shitting simultaneously.

Derrick: I shat myself and ejaculated at the same time last night!
Eugene: Shame you didn’t puke also, you would have had the trifecta!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

One Time

The police.

Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!

by B. Kizzle October 4, 2022

Clack

To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.

I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.

by B. Kizzle April 8, 2015