Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

by B. Hanback June 28, 2008

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.

Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Squice

verb: to squat down in front of an ice slide/luge to do an alcohol shot.

“DJ squiced six times at the party on Saturday, that's why he was so hammered”

by B. Hanback January 22, 2008

7-11 feet

To have dirty feet bottoms. Derived from when you were a little kid going in to the 7-11 to get a slurpee barefoot and got dirty feet bottoms.

When the girl put her feet up on the bar for me to rub, I realized she had 7-11 feet and I bolted...

by B. Hanback January 19, 2008

Canine cologne

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by B. Hanback September 28, 2008

Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.

Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!

by B. Hanback December 16, 2008

Boots on the Ground

Military phrase meaning troops in place. Slang usage is when you are referring to going somewhere or being somewhere or someplace.

We got boots on the ground at Fat Mo's but we are heading to Sam's for a cold beer and pizza.

by B. Hanback February 28, 2010