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Flavor Mist

The misty wall of cologne and/or body spray that you walk through while getting ready to go out.
DJ sprayed his Platinum cologne and AXE body spray in the air and walked through the flavor mist...he had a smokin hot date.
by B. Hanback August 20, 2008
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Rent-A-Buddy

A friend that you have because you paid to belong to a private club or group. Someone that is not a true friend but a fake friend.
John is not going to hang with us today, he is golfing at the club with a bunch of his Rent-A-Buddies.

Steve joined the country club to schmooze with the Rent-A-Buddy that is the CEO.
by B. Hanback December 21, 2008
mugGet the Rent-A-Buddymug.

Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.
Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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Valhalla

When you plan on doing something, anything, and you blow it off and go drink!
I was supposed to work out at the end of the day, but Bryan called and I pulled a Valhalla - wound up taking a cab home....
by B. Hanback August 7, 2009
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Bloody Gary

A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.
Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!
by B. Hanback December 16, 2008
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Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.
Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.
by B. Hanback June 28, 2008
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Canine cologne

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.
by B. Hanback September 28, 2008
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