Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

devik

glue in hebrew

yo pass me the devik

by B-Monkey Obama April 20, 2022

season 14 of fortnite

dogshit.

dogshit. season 14 of fortnite is dogshit.

by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020

stoogs up

“Stoogs Up” is a saying of urban origin having a similar meaning to “YOLO,” or “Hakoonah Matata.” Stoogs Up is a way of life following happiness and peace, because we know that you only live once and you can’t waste that time with sadness and boredom.

“I don’t know man i’m just off today. im feeling kinda sad.”
“stoog up dog let’s go hit the beach”
“what’s stoogs up”
“it’s a way of life bro.”

by B-Monkey Obama November 12, 2023

awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on

yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask

by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020

Internal licking

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what

Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me

by B-Monkey Obama May 7, 2020

Osàs

Nigerian bald 13 year old who is the main antagonist in a pre-production full length film “Rise of the Octogon.” This character was made by the minds of 2 young men known as B-Monkey and Dr!p who had a rapping career before film producing.

Dude Osàs punched Livacovic!
Ain’t no way bro

by B-Monkey Obama November 21, 2021