B-Monkey Obama's definitions

Livakovic

The imaginary king of slovakia.

Hey, wanna go worship our king Livakovic?
Hell yea!

by B-Monkey Obama November 5, 2021

God of Hammers

Thor.

"Father I don't know how I am going to do this without mjoilner"
"Are you the god of hammers? or the God of Lightning.

by B-Monkey Obama January 29, 2021

season 14 of fortnite

dogshit.

dogshit. season 14 of fortnite is dogshit.

by B-Monkey Obama December 2, 2020

urban dictionary

a dumb website where whenever you search something up there is gonna be a dick, sex, or death joke

chad: bro i just learned what internal licking is on urban dictionary

ched: bro what the fuck is that

by B-Monkey Obama November 20, 2020

awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on

yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask

by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020

awk awk gawk gawk 9000

when you suck your friends dick but its not gay cuz you got the socks on.

yo can i practice my awk awk gawk gawk 9000 skills on you
of course my g, but just keep the socks on.
ya of course my g.

by B-Monkey Obama September 22, 2020

Internal licking

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what

Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me

by B-Monkey Obama May 7, 2020