gay

1. Lame
2. Happy
3. Homosexual (as in buttsekcs)

1. She sold my ipod to buy crack...how gay?
2. She's gonna let me have half the crack...I'm so gay!
3. But I have to give the drug dealer head...guess that would make me gay

by b to the rizzle April 13, 2007

isexual

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

by b to the rizzle May 10, 2007

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle April 29, 2007

dark hater

a black person that hates someone

yo ma nigguh, yo dat cat jamie was chompin mad hater tots today

yeah...he is a real dark hater

by b to the rizzle April 11, 2007

forizzle

What people use to ask if others are are when they realize that it is useful in life to add more izzles to their speech. Often used to express amazement and answered with forizzeal.

Regis Philbin: You've just one a million-dollars
Winner: Forizzle?
Regis: Forizzeal!!!

by b to the rizzle March 20, 2007

Claunt

A combination of uncle and aunt that makes it possible to remove the phrase 'uncle and aunt' from your vocabulary

Old:
Will you be inviting your aunts and uncles to prom?

New:

Will you be inviting your claunts to prom?

by B to the Rizzle March 03, 2007

calcagraphing

word similar to telegraph but means that you're passing notes back and forth on the kind of expensive graphing calculators private middle schools can afford which can write plain english letters (without turning it upside down) to. Calcagraphing is used as a way of communicating which is usually more obvious because of the size of the calculators than passing balled up notes but some people use it anyway.

1:Did u hear about Clair calcagraphing about her boyfriend and how Mr. D found out about it?
2:Yeah I know, she's such a dumbass

by b to the rizzle May 12, 2007