Definitions by Avram Fawcett

ey 

A phrase used by American Indians as 1) A sound noting a joke or 2) A noise stretched out for no reason. (Said just like the Canadian "ey.")

A) Hey man, your mom's kinda cute and I'd-eyyyy!

B) Eeeeeeeeeey!

ey by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

featherhead 

Racist term for American Indians, primarily tribes who wore the feathered headresses (names for other varieties of Indians also exist).

White Guy: Chief Jospeph was a crybaby featherhead!

Indian: Shut up you paint huffin' cracker!

featherhead by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

frybread

Racist term for an American Indian, stemming from their association of the food frybread.

Indian: Man, them frybread guys are like such haters!

frybread by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

Indin guy 

Phrase for Native Americans used by the people themselves. Today, the "guy" part is null, and they are just "Indin."

Eeeey man, I ain't Mexican! I'm an Indin guy!

Indin guy by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

smile 

The dab of cream filling on the bottom of a twinkie added during the manufacturing process. "Smile" is lingo inside the company.

Look at the smile on the twinkie. Wow.

smile by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

alfalfa 

A big kiss with tongue and stuff.

She gave me this hot alfalfa. It was hot.

alfalfa by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

woke up with wood 

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."

I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!

woke up with wood by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006